School Days 1 – 4: The calm before the bloody, bloody storm

If you were one of the rejects who was reading my how to get a girlfriend article for actual advice and would like some further instruction, watch this anime. It will show you exactly how not to act and what not to do and EXACTLY how to inspire feelings of disgust and loathing in all females around you.

I trekked through the first three episodes without knowing anything about the game. And then my boyfriend broke it to me that, “School Days is notorious for its BAD END endings,” after which he gave some examples of these BAD ENDs.

Before he told me all that? I thought School Days was a damn shitty, QUALITY show with a male protagonist (Makoto) that I hated with the passion of a million Kaoru Yamazakis.

Now? I still think this show is mad QUALITY and that the story sucks, but I’m fucking pumped. However! If I don’t see bloodbaths soon, I have to say, Makoto is enough of a piece of shit to make me want to drop this series like a hot potato.

As soon as it was obvious that Kotonoha wanted to see Generic Zombie Movie 2, I knew that she was the girl for me. lol jk brb fbi