There’s evil in the air and there’s thunder in the sky and a killer’s on the bloodshot streets

Oh and down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising, oh I swear I saw a young boy down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat

Oh baby, you’re the only thing in this whole world that’s pure and good and right

And wherever you are and wherever you go, there’s always gonna be some light

But I gotta get out, I gotta break it out now before the final crack of dawn

So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it’s over, you know, we’ll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell, I’ll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over, like a bat out of hell, I’ll be gone gone gone
Like a bat out of hell, I’ll be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done and the sun goes down and the moonlight’s shining through
Then, like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I’ll come crawling on back to you

IMGONNAHITTHEHIGHWAYLIKEABATTERINGRAMONASILVERBLACKPHANTOMMM
BIKE!WHENTHEMETALISHOTANDTHEENGINEISHUNGRYANDWE’REALLABOUT
TOSEETHELIGHT!NOTHINGEVERGROWSINTHISROTTINGOLDHOLEEE
EEEEEEEEEVERYTHINGISSTUNEDANDLOST!ANDNOTHINGREALLYROCKSAND
NOTHINGREALLYROLLSANDNOTHING’SEVERWORTHTHECOSTTTTTT

MEAT LOAF FUCK YEAH!

In other news uh, yeaaaaahhhh… I’m more or less out of ideas and motivation for blogging at the moment and honestly, a lot of you sick fucks scare the shit out of me. Starting out, I wondered why there weren’t more female anime bloggers, but I’ve certainly come to learn the reason for that. So I hired two big dirty men to protect me. Yep. That’s right. YOU’RE LOOKING AT THE FEMALE ADDITION TO PBB.

BELIEVE IT!

So, right. It was megas awesome while it lasted, but POOL’S TSUNTSUN’S CLOSED NIGGAWUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! SAYONARA SUCKERS, SEE YA AT PBB

In other news, Anime Weekend Atlanta is tomorrow. I’M FUCKING PUMPED. A con report (or at least a picture poast :V) will follow. I’ve also got an epic post about REVENGE planned, but I have yet to really flesh it out… or maybe not. Whatever floats my boat.

BUT W/E YEAH YOU SHOULD BE HEARING MOAR FROM ME SOON I HOPE *KNOCKS ON WOOD*

HERE HAVE A MACRO

This post, my friends, is about bitches. Along with my fellow blogger fraynds that I linked all up in here, I’m going to be discussing how gender relates to anime. However, my specific focus is FEEEEEEMALES and just why quite a bit of them are so fucking STUPID. And yes, I am going to be looping Sir Mix-A-Lot — Baby Got Back while writing this entry.

If School Days was set in America, the characters would be a billion times as stupid, would be a billion times as Christian, and would not even have a fraction of the sex they have in the show right now. Needless to say, it’d probably play like an episode of Degrassi (FUCK, THAT SHOW IS AWFUL). In any event, I can’t relate to Degrassi-like characters–which are a good representation of America’s youth, by the way–or the characters in School Days, PARTICULARLY THE FEMALES.

I MEAN OKAY I CAN UNDERSTAND MAKOTO. He’s like a lot of guys out there–he just wants the nookie, the snatch, the culmination of all things holy: PUSSY, and lots of it! Sure, that makes him an asshole, but he’s not what’s so frustrating about School Days. In fact, a lot of male characters are so boring that I can’t be bothered to give a damn about them or they’re understandable because they’re male, which pretty much translates to “a stupid d00d ruled by sex hormones for the better part of his life.” sry2say. It seems like chicks in anime have more depth a lot of times and that more work goes into them. Maybe it’s because they’re more emotional? IDK MY BFF JILL?

THATS RITE, HO

Really, it’s the bitches that are so perplexing to me, the ones in School Days as well as a lot of the ones in other series. I think, “Part of it has got to be cultural differences.” but then I read something like the Saishuu Heiki Kanojo manga and go, “Wow, this Jap was able to create a story with characters that display emotion I can relate to or at least sympathize with, why can’t more Japs do shit like this?” Another part of the problem is that a lot of series I’m thinking of where I hated the chicks were originally eroge. That being said, of COURSE the females were ridiculous and just existed to have every orifice fucked by some alpha male.

As a side note, I’m sick of eroge that get turned into anime. The Fate/stay night anime showed promise and all (too bad that the adaptation wound up sucking balls), but FSN is the exception to the rule. The School Days anime is tolerable because it’s so infuriating. But then you have shit like To Heart and Nanatsuiro Drops and it’s like… eroge were meant to be FAPPED to, not taken seriously.

SERIOUS FUKKEN BUSINESS

Right, I just finished Elfen Lied yesterday. As far as I know, it was not based off of an eroge. Dude, Yuka. What a fucking dumb bitch. Childhood promises don’t exist IRL, niggawut. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. I remember being totally “in love” with some kid in preschool or something, but dude, that didn’t last more than like one entire fucking week. Yuka was such an eyesore, and not even an interesting one, ugh. Every time she was on the screen, I wished she was off the screen and dead in a ditch somewhere because all she did was whine, cry, get angry over stupid shit, and call Kouta a “BAKA~!” once he was out of ear-shot. I have no problem not being able to relate to characters, but it’s when they’re not interesting that… yeah, well, I lose interest. Yuka did not amuse or interest me, and neither did Misaki (N.H.K. ni Youkoso!), Louise (Zero no Tsukaima), Mikuru (Melancholy of Suzimiya Haruhi), Shirley (Code Geass), Tamao and Nagisa (Strawberry Panic), etc.

YUKI IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN MIKURU OK

Overall, a lot of chicks in anime annoy the fuck out of me, whether they’re originally from an eroge or not. I wonder if I’m more critical of female characters because I’m female. Then again, I pretty much act and think androgynously, so I doubt that’s the reason. Or, as JRoxas brought up to me, a lot of series pander to young Japanese males who are only interested in submissive loser hos. I guess that’s a large part of it.

Audience! What’re your thoughts? Do you find that you’re more critical of anime characters that share your gender/sex/wut? And/or are anime chicks really just dumb as hell a lot of times? Why or why not? TALK TO ME, GAIZ. (This post didn’t turn out all that well. I’ll try to do better next taims lol. )

Ohhhh, what to say. Basically, oniichan and I partied HARD. If I had to rate my overall experience, I’d give it a solid 7.5/10. Points get taken away because the people attending weren’t particularly friendly and neither were many of the con staff. BUT AH, OH WELL, FUCK ALL THIS SERIOUS SHIT LET’S GET ON WI’ THE PICTURES!!!!

PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR A BARRAGE OF PURE AWESOME! FEEL THE LOVE EXPLOSION!!!!!

Waiting in line for badges was rather grueling, but it was worth it because we got to stand behind this guy that looked JUST LIKE Mr. Bean.

After we got our badges, oniichan and I split up. I bolted to the dealers room with my leftover Comiket fever. It is here that I not only found my treasure but a really crappy James cosplayer. He was supposed to be fucking JAMES, though, so naturally I had to get his picture. Afterwards, he tried to strike up a conversation with me, but he had this heavy British accent, and with all the noise in the dealer’s room, I could not make out a single damned word he was saying.

The picture of my treasure will be saved for last. *CACKLE*

After that, oniichan and I met back up and we went around the dealers room together. Then ALL OF OF THE SUDDEN LOLIS, THOUSANDS OF THEM there was this fucking FISH GUY right in front of us and we were like HOLY FUCK IT’S A FISH GUY. So we were all snapping pictures of him all covertly since he was talking to a dealer and we didn’t want to bother him, but then he turns around and is like HAY GAIZ and we’re like HOLY SHIT and he’s all like FUCK YEAH I’M A FISH GUY and we’re all like FUCK YEAH YOU’RE A FISH GUY!

SHIT ROCKED.

So we just went around for the next few hours, eatin’ fudz, goin’ to panelz, u knoe, the usuals. But then suddenly it was FUKKEN FISH GUY AGAIN WITH THIS ZOMBIE GUY AND FUKKEN SOLID SNAKE AND IT WAS LIKE SWEET MOTHER OF RIDER FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!1

Later that night, we went to go see Voltaire. It was all pretty chill, except for the drunk fuck in the audience that tried to feel me up. Man, I hate men (except oniichan~<3). Oh, and the violinist was MEGAS COOL.

So, right, we hobbled back to the hotel and that was that (no hawt sexings occurred, as we were rooming with someone orz).

The next day, oniichan and I split up again and I encountered… CTHULHU!!! HE DOES EXIST!!!!!!

As if by fate, I then encountered…

THEY WERE SO AWESOME THAT I FELL TO MY KNEES AND WEPT WITH JOY.

I got a picture of this S.S. soldier… dude… thing. Whatever, let’s not squabble over terms as we all know that S.S. uniforms are the pinnacle of sexiness.

Much, much later, I encountered a DARK SEIBA. Her cosplay might’ve been awesome, but she was a total ho. Oniichan got a picture of her later that night and she was like, “OMG UR THE ONLY ONE WHO’S RECOGNIZED ME *HUG*” and I went, “Uh, I recognized you too. I got your picture earlier.” AND SHE GAVE ME THE LOOK. AS IN, THE WOMAN-HATE LOOK THAT CHICKS GIVE OTHER CHICKS WHEN THEY THINK THAT OTHER CHICKS ARE BEING SLUTS.

WHAT A SKANK, I SHOULD TRACK HER DOWN AND SEND HER A VIDEO OF ONIICHAN GIVING ME THE BAD TOUCH.

I saw some Spartans going up an escalator, and I had to suppress the urge to scream out, “SPARTANS!!!! I FORGOT WHERE WE’RE DINING TONIGHT!!!!!”

JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A TANK!!!!!!! (For those not familiar with my terminology, a tank is a fat cosplayer.)

Oniichan and I were walking around and ALL OF THE SUDDEN, we saw the FSM again!!! He got a picture of me being touched by His Noodly Appendage (IF I DON’T LOOK LIKE A COW, I’D LIKE TO POST IT) and I got a picture of this adorable little kid getting touched. That sounds so wrong, LOL.

I’m not sure if oniichan noticed, but there was this guy who brought his daughter along and kept telling the little girl to pose with all the hot women so he could get pictures. I’m guessing he did that so he wouldn’t look creepy or something. But he totally did. Real life perverts: THEY’RE NOT COOL, YO.

Anddddd a pretty good Gandalf and a kinda decent [NON-FATTY] Seras.

After a late dinner, oniichan and I got pictures of these guys. And we lol’d pretty hard.

You know, I’ve only ever seen really, really good Jack Sparrow cosplays. Fucking thumbs up.

Disinterested-looking Hellsing cosplayers. The Asian one tried to kick me out of a convention once a few years back because I had a fucking sign. He was such a complete asshole to me–I will NEVAR forgive and NEVAR forget.

I LOL’D SO HARD, I SWEAR TO RIDER.

SUDDENLY, A GOOMBA AND JAMIE HYNEMAN!!!

……………I don’t even think I need to SAY anything.

Paul and I tried to go to this ~RAINBOW FLAG~ party thing to behold the faggotry, but the hotel it was being held in was at full capacity, and they weren’t letting people in because it was a “fire hazard.” Um, sorry, but last time I checked, people don’t spontaneously combust when they’re in large crowds. Anyway, so, that plan was out, so we just headed back to the hotel and watched Fresh Prince until we both conked out.

THE NEXT DAY!

I thought this girl was a Strawberry Panic cosplayer at first, but looking at the picture, I really don’t think so. Aren’t the colors different in the series? :o

I AM TOO LAZY FOR COMMENTARY. HERE ARE THE NEXT FOUR PICTURES.

Somewhere along the line, I got this shirt:

Oniichan, me, and our roommate went to go see the Star Trek: TNG cast reunion. Basically, we just watched Brent Spiner be an asshole for a whole hour–which was really disappointing because Data was my favorite character after Picard. :(

So, right, after that, we headed home… AND I HUNG MY TREASURE ON MY WALL FOR ALL TO SEE.

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, KIDS?!!??!?!

SHE’S GORGEOUS. SHE’S LOVELY. SHE’S BEAUTIFUL. SHE’S SHANA. OH GOD SHANA IS HOT. And she was only 10USD!!! I also got some Mai HiME gashapon (Nao, Natsuki, and Mikoto from this set) and Good Smile Company’s masked Rider gashapon and a Star Trek communicator pin and let me tell you, I am VERY pleased with this haul. Will take pics of the rest of it later.

So, right, that’s it! I had a great time, and I hope to attend next year’s DragonCon as well.~

THATS RITE BITCHES I’M OFF TO PARTY HARD WITH ONIICHAN AND YEAH FUCK YEAH BBL UNTIL SUNDAY OR MONDAY GAIZ THE TREES ARE HUGE LOOK WIGGLYTUFF

THATS NOT A POKAMON THATS A FUKKEN THAT’S A CHINESE MYTH DRAGON THAT’S HENRY ZHAO’S TEXT BOOK

I switched back to my old theme since the new one seemed to be eating comments. If your comment was indeed eaten, I apologize and award you a billion sympathy internets.

This show is so fucking frustrating.

Kotonoha pretty much spelled out that she doesn’t think Makoto did anything wrong and/or she’s willing to overlook his infidelity. Just… HOW… could she place ALL of the blame on Sekai and NONE OF IT on Makoto? I don’t understand that at all. It takes two to tango, hon–he’s is just as guilty as Sekai.

Actually, Makoto is much more guilty than Sekai. At least Sekai feels bad about it; she wants to at least try to do “the right thing” but she’s overwhelmed by all of these new feelings that she’s confusing for love. I mean, come on, I’ll go as far to say that everyone’s like that–we’re all fascinated by sex when we first experience it (whether through porn, masturbation, intercourse, etc.) and women tend to think, in the words of Ceres (WOOHOO CERES), that a physical relationship taps into a spiritual one. But Makoto is the one in a relationship already, yet he doesn’t feel bad about fucking it up and doesn’t care about the feelings he hurts or the women he scorns as long as he can get some pussy out of it. He has no conscience whatsoever.

How could Kotonoha overlook that? And then she really seals the deal by telling Makoto that he can have his way with her as long as he’ll dance with her at the festival. She stooped that low, and for what? A fucking dance? Kotonoha, you are dead weight. I mean, I’m sure she’s in denial, but it’s not like she had some epic love for Makoto or has even been going out with him for that long. If my boyfriend of only a few weeks was cheating on me, I’d kick his sorry ass to the curb.

The only conclusion that I can come to is that Kotonoha doesn’t really love Makoto; the only reason she’s clinging to him is her own insecurity. She obviously has no idea what love is. If Kotonoha really cared about Makoto, she’d realize that he’s incapable of committing and would be happier not being in the serious kind of relationship that she wants. And holy FUCKING CHRIST, groveling in front of your boyfriend’s lover–what the fuck is that going to solve? You should not HAVE TO DO THAT. What makes Kotonoha think that Makoto isn’t going to do this again with another girl? She just wants him to herself regardless of the disrespect he shows her, and she’s just as selfish as Makoto is.

…and Setsuna is just as fucking stupid as Kotonoha is selfish. You’d think someone as supposedly intelligent as Setsuna would see that Makoto has no redeeming qualities, and even him “saving” her didn’t really mean anything.

You know… I think that’s it. None of these characters are actually thinking. They’re just running around doing whatever the hell they feel like based on childish impulses, probably because they’re teenagers. God, I hate kids. The only way I can watch this show anymore is by telling myself that this is one giant display of what happens when you don’t take responsibility for your actions and have no regard for anyone but yourself.

In any event, this will all make it EVEN MORE SATISFYING WHEN HEADS ROLL AND BLOOD FLOWS THROUGH THE STREETS LIKE RIVERS. Or, that is to say….

DIE, DIE, DIE MY DARLING, DON’T UTTER A SINGLE WORD
DIE DIE, DIE MY DARLING, JUST SHUT YOUR PRETTY MOUTH
I’LL BE SEEING YOU AGAIN
I’LL BE SEEING YOU… IN HELL

No C72 reviews today either.

“Is Haruhi willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then she is not omnipotent.

Is she able, but not willing?
Then she is malevolent.

Is she both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?

Is she neither able nor willing?
Then why call her God?”

– Epicurus (341 -271 B.C.E.) Marmot (19xx- C.E.)